I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
STEVE MARTINThere’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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I love money. I love everything about it.
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The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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Acting has helped me understand people, not only because you are acting as a character, but also because you are watching other actors work. That really helps you identify in life when someone is acting, not being true.
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You have to get comfortable with your work, you really have to know what you’re doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.
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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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