“First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.”

How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.

I love money. I love everything about it.

The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

No art comes from the conscious mind.

There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.

The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.

A father carries pictures where his money used to be.

Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.

It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.

You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.

Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.

The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.

I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.

Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.

Doctors cut, burn, and torture the sick, and then demand of them an undeserved fee for such services.

I am the Doctor of Democracy.

Just made an appointment with the eye doctor because I don’t know what I saw in you.

The efforts of healthcare workers on the frontlines of the COVID-19 crisis all around the world have been and continue to be remarkable.

Whenever I’m sick, my doctor jokes that I have Beiber Fever!

When a doctor does go wrong he is the first of criminals.

The health care workers on the frontlines of this pandemic are true heroes.

Over the past weeks and months, as our nurses have worked heroically on the frontlines of the coronavirus response