Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
STEVE MARTIN
I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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With comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
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How many people have never raised their hand before?
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I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
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It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
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Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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It’s pain that changes our lives.
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I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
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