Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable. KIN HUBBARD BustDoingFolkIndispensableLookNothingSome
When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference. KIN HUBBARD DecideDifferenceFellerKnoqNobodyRetireSome
If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest. KIN HUBBARD CupFunnyMarriagePrettiestSmileTrafficWife
The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag. KIN HUBBARD AmountFlagLibertarianMoreStatesmen
Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose. KIN HUBBARD AnythingFewFolkHonestLoseneverSeemStill
Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid. KIN HUBBARD CleverConservativeFellowSomeStupidWork
Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do. KIN HUBBARD BecomeCourseEffetExpireLifetimeLuckilyStillVoidWarranty
There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together. KIN HUBBARD FamilyGetHomeMistakePeacePlentyTogetherTry
Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain. KIN HUBBARD CarFailneverPolishRainWeatherWish
Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst. KIN HUBBARD IgnorasmusNuisanceTravelUnbearableWorst
Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while. KIN HUBBARD ChangeConversationKnowOncePeopleWeatherWhile
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed. KIN HUBBARD AnythingBringHappinessHardPrettySideTell
There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster. KIN HUBBARD AdvantageAnotherCureDoctorFosterLifeModernPoor
Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others. KIN HUBBARD ChimpanzeeDescendFolkLaterOtherSeemSome
A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake. KIN HUBBARD AgreeableFellweManMeetMistakeSadderThousandTimesWiser
My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands. KIN HUBBARD DeathFaceHusbandIdeJawLostMarrySomeThreeWoman
The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know. KIN HUBBARD HardestRecommendationsRecommnedatedSomeoneThingWrite
A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good. KIN HUBBARD FailFellowGoodneverOwnRidSomethingTell
If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. KIN HUBBARD BusinessConsumerDemocracyDisturbGovernmentSome
When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong. KIN HUBBARD AgreeBeginFolkOpinionSomeSuspectWrong
If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public. KIN HUBBARD AnythingHateLibertarianPoliticsPublicServantSomething
There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose. KIN HUBBARD DefeatExceptInsurmountableInterestOurOwnPurposeReallySaveWeakness
It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about. KIN HUBBARD BadKeepLiteratureOccasionallyPlanSilenceTalkTalking
