Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense. KIN HUBBARD AssetBeautyPoorSenseValuable
Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness. KIN HUBBARD BarricadeBehindFashionHideNothingness
If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out. KIN HUBBARD AuthorityBringFellerMeanOut
There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it. KIN HUBBARD GossipHearLittleTown
Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day. KIN HUBBARD BusinessCurrencyMeetMoneyQuestionThousandUnderstand
We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate. KIN HUBBARD BestCandidateLikeMannever
Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause. KIN HUBBARD ApplauseBeingInterruptedKickNobody
I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory. KIN HUBBARD BackExpireFiftyInformKneeMemorySorryWarrantyYear
Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on. KIN HUBBARD BorrowFellowGoodHomeLotMoneyOnly
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature. KIN HUBBARD InnocentInspirationLegislatureManNow
Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought. KIN HUBBARD BadBluntFolkOutThinkThought
No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it. KIN HUBBARD AfterAlmostAnyBalckCoffeeCounteractDinerDrinkMatterSpeechString
As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony. KIN HUBBARD AgonyFireGiveGivingGodGoldHoardPainfulSpendTidling
Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something. KIN HUBBARD FeelGetGoodNearlySomethingStore
Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. KIN HUBBARD ChildrenChristmasLittleMeanNothingSomethingUseful
Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit. KIN HUBBARD ChristmasCircusFasterNextNothingPackSpiritTear
The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is! KIN HUBBARD CatalogLongerSelectTakeWorse
There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it? KIN HUBBARD EvenKnowManSecret SuccessSuccessful
Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler. KIN HUBBARD AnotherBaseballGoodJustKnowProfitableWhitter
It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you. KIN HUBBARD EnoughLoveMoneyNecessaryShould
Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people. KIN HUBBARD EnoughHonestyPayPeopleSeemSomeSuit
Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either. KIN HUBBARD BoxEitherHearneverOfficeSeatSellTell
