I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
MARK TWAINI must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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