If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
MARK TWAINI must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
More Mark Twain Quotes
-
-
The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
MARK TWAIN -
All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
MARK TWAIN -
Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
MARK TWAIN -
Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
MARK TWAIN -
If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
MARK TWAIN -
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
MARK TWAIN -
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
MARK TWAIN -
In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
MARK TWAIN -
The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
MARK TWAIN -
I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
MARK TWAIN -
Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
MARK TWAIN -
Be good and you will be lonesome.
MARK TWAIN -
A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
MARK TWAIN -
April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
MARK TWAIN -
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
MARK TWAIN