Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
MARK TWAINI must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
More Mark Twain Quotes
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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