Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
MARK TWAINI must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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