Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
MARK TWAINBooks are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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