Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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More Mark Twain Quotes
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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