Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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More Mark Twain Quotes
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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