I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
MARK TWAINBooks are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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