I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
MARK TWAINBooks are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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