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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.

Mark Twain

You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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Depend Eyes Focus Imagination Life One Liner
There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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Humour Man Savage World
Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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Help Humanity Man Moral Wisdom
Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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Emotion Inspirational One Liner Sincere
Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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Funny Humour Inspirational Tomorrow
Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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Life Live Owe World
Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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Eat Fight Food Life Secret Success
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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Born Inspirational Life Positive Reason Success Wisdom
Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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Eat Frog Funny Humour Morning
Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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Acid Angry Harm Hurt Vessel
I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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Decision Humour Mind
The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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Die Friendship Trouble Worth
The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Effective Happiness Human Laughter Race Reality Weapon
Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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Adsence Courage Fear Master Resistance
It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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Brave Courage Dog Flight Inspirational
A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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Bad Conscience Memories Past

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