I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
MARK TWAINBooks are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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