Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
MARK TWAINAnger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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