I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
MARK TWAINAnger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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