Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
MARK TWAINTruth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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