When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
MARK TWAINTruth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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