Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
MARK TWAINWorrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
MARK TWAINAlways acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
MARK TWAINMan is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
MARK TWAINOut of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
MARK TWAINA half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
MARK TWAINIt takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
MARK TWAINCourage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
MARK TWAINIn the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
MARK TWAINNever tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
MARK TWAINThe human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
MARK TWAINForgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
MARK TWAINNever argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
MARK TWAINThe trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
MARK TWAINIf voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
MARK TWAINGet your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
MARK TWAINA banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
MARK TWAIN