If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
MARK TWAINTruth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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