If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
MARK TWAINPart of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
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