Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
MARK TWAINPart of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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