I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
MARK TWAINPart of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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