Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
MARK TWAINPart of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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