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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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Almony Dead Divorce Funny Horse Pay
From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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Book Humour Laughter Moments Read
If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
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Hear Memories Past Stop Story
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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Control Fate Fortune Life Man Women
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Arrow Banana Fly Fruit Time
Time wounds all heels.
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Healing Inspirational Life One Liner Time Wound
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Enough Inspirational Mistake Yourself
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Enough Learning Mistake Yourself
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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Funny Missing One Liner Women
She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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Funny Love Man Myself
Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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Poverty State Work
Humour is reason gone mad.
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Humour Madness One Liner Reason
Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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Love Man Romance Room
Room service? Send up a larger room.
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Funny Hotel Humour Room Service
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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Funny Hospital Humour Parked Run Taxi
I only write first editions.
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