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Marilyn Monroe Paulo Coelho Abraham Lincoln C. S. Lewis Khalil Gibran Charlie Chaplin Gautama Buddha Isaac Newton

I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
GROUCHO MARX

Bad Day Evening Wonderful
Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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Billion Birthday Cells Life One Liner
Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
GROUCHO MARX

Advance Luck One Liner Welcome Women
Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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Book Education Reading Television
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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Book Education Humour Read Room Television
If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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Lucky Person Pool Swimming Underwater
Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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Bouquet Bride Groom Hollywood Marriage Throw
Room service? Send up a larger room.
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Funny Hotel Humour Room Service
If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
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Applesauce Cranberry Taste
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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Attitude Confidence
A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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Comedy Funny Humour Nickle Pocket
We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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Humour Meet Night Own Theater
She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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Funny Love Man Myself
I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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Ex Girl Look Pain Past Sad
The only real laughter comes from despair.
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Calm Deep Despair Laughter One Liner Peace
Go, and never darken my towels again.
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Angry Funny One Liner Towel

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