Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
GROUCHO MARXAll geniuses die young.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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I only write first editions.
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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