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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
GROUCHO MARX

Attitude Life Principles Rules
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
GROUCHO MARX

Almony Dead Divorce Funny Horse Pay
Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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Poverty State Work
Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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Book Comfortable Dog Goodness Peace Woman
When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
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Best Friend Friendship Funny Goodness Jail Try
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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Best Friend Deep Failure One Liner Unhappy
I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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Crazy Decent Life Meal Place Reality
Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
GROUCHO MARX

Anatomy Judgement Poverty
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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Exception Face Forget Humour
Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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Attitude Down Human Nature Myself Pick
Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Alcohol Beer Believe Funny
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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Freedom Money Thinking
Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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Billion Birthday Cells Life One Liner
Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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Fly Love Money Reality Truth
If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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Exitement Fun Life One Liner Travel Wrong
She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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Father Funny Humour Plastic Surgeon Surgeon Women

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