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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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Equality Freedom Prejudices
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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Book Education Humour Read Room Television
If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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Lucky Person Pool Swimming Underwater
When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
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Best Friend Friendship Funny Goodness Jail Try
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Cause Chief Divorce Marriage One Liner
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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Army Justice Military Music One Liner
She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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Father Funny Humour Plastic Surgeon Surgeon Women
I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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Clothes Sex Sexy Triumphed Women
Any place I hang my head is home.
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Hang Head Home One Liner Place
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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Almony Dead Divorce Funny Horse Pay
I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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Cigar Love Mouth Relationship
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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Funny Missing One Liner Women
Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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Arrive Dead Future Happiness Inspirational Life Past Present
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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Funny Leadership Man Women
He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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Demotivate Idiot Insult Life Stupidity
Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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Poverty State Work

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