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All geniuses die young.

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Time wounds all heels.
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Healing Inspirational Life One Liner Time Wound
When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
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Best Friend Friendship Funny Goodness Jail Try
While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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Choose Happiness Misery Money
Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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Attitude Life Principles Rules
If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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Lucky Person Pool Swimming Underwater
I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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Beat Confidence Goodness Head Mind Revenge War
Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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Book Education Reading Television
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Deal Fake Honesty Humour Life Secret
We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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Drunk Febuary Morning
If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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Closer Holding Love One Liner Romance
If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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Animal Black Cat Cross Funny Humour Path
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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Funny Missing One Liner Women
Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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Human Nature Humour Important One Liner Speak
If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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Lucky Person Pool Swimming Underwater
My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
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Children Love Mother
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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Best Friend Deep Failure One Liner Unhappy

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