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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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Bad Day Evening Wonderful
In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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Education Heart Heart Beat Listen Metabolism Study
Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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Attitude Down Human Nature Myself Pick
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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Huff Humour Leave
I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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Finding Happiness Hard Time Healing Laugh
I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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Dreamss Hairs Nurse Red Romance
A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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Feeling Man Naughty One Liner Sex Woman
Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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Best Friend Book Darkness Dog Friendship Read
Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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Funny Humour Mind Smoking
Humour is reason gone mad.
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Humour Madness One Liner Reason
I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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Footprint Photography Socks Upstairs
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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Freedom Money Thinking
Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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Bless Crack Light One Liner
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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Age Birthday Interesting Subject

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