Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
GROUCHO MARXAll geniuses die young.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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