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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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Father Funny Humour Plastic Surgeon Surgeon Women
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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Finding Happiness Hard Time Healing Laugh
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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Control Fate Fortune Life Man Women
If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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Deviation Dirty Honor Liar Thief Writing Yourself
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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Army Contradiction Intelligence Military One Liner
Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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Book Education Reading Television
I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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Club Freedom Member
A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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Interesting Reality Sense Theory
A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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Children Fetch Funny Understand
While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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Choose Happiness Misery Money
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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Funny Humour Instituation Marriage
I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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Clothes Sex Sexy Triumphed Women
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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Freedom Money Thinking
Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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Art Humour Water
Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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Birthday Live Old Problem
Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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Attitude Life Principles Rules

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