Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
GROUCHO MARXAll geniuses die young.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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