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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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Born Democracy People Republic
The only real laughter comes from despair.
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Calm Deep Despair Laughter One Liner Peace
Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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Human Nature Humour Important One Liner Speak
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Enough Learning Mistake Yourself
When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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Book Fools Trouble Writing Yourself
Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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Poverty State Work
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Alcohol Beer Believe Funny
From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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Funny Hero Heroine Tits
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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Control Fate Fortune Life Man Women
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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