Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
GROUCHO MARXAll geniuses die young.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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Time wounds all heels.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
GROUCHO MARX






