Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
GROUCHO MARXBehind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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I only write first editions.
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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