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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

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All geniuses die young.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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