I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
GROUCHO MARXBehind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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