If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
GROUCHO MARXLearn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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