If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
GROUCHO MARXLearn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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