Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
GROUCHO MARXLearn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
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If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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