A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
GROUCHO MARXIf you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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Time wounds all heels.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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