You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
GROUCHO MARXIf you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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All geniuses die young.
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When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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