A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
GROUCHO MARXIf you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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