A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
GROUCHO MARXIf you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
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I only write first editions.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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