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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

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I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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