One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
GROUCHO MARXI must admit, I was born at an early age.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
GROUCHO MARX