Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
GROUCHO MARXI must admit, I was born at an early age.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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I only write first editions.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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