Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
GROUCHO MARXI must admit, I was born at an early age.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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I only write first editions.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
GROUCHO MARX