I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
GROUCHO MARXI must admit, I was born at an early age.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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Time wounds all heels.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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