Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
GROUCHO MARXI must admit, I was born at an early age.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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