Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
GROUCHO MARXMarriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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