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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.

Groucho Marx

Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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Art Humour Water
If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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Lucky Person Pool Swimming Underwater
You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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Huff Humour Leave
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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Doubt Interfere Marriage People Romance Sex Wife
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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Funny Leadership Man Women
Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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Arrive Dead Future Happiness Inspirational Life Past Present
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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Man One Liner Success Victory Wife Woman
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Deal Fake Honesty Humour Life Secret
He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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Demotivate Idiot Insult Life Stupidity
I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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Dreamss Hairs Nurse Red Romance
Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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Bless Crack Light One Liner
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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Age Birthday Interesting Subject
While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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Choose Happiness Misery Money
Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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Anatomy Judgement Poverty
She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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Funny Love Man Myself
Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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