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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.

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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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All geniuses die young.
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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