Time wounds all heels.
GROUCHO MARXEveryone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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All geniuses die young.
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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