I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
GROUCHO MARXMy mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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