A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
GROUCHO MARXI have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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