Before I speak, I have something important to say.
GROUCHO MARXI have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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