Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
GROUCHO MARXI have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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Time wounds all heels.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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