Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
GROUCHO MARXI have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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