If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
GROUCHO MARXI have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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