In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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