I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
GROUCHO MARXI have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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Time wounds all heels.
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
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All geniuses die young.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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