The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
GROUCHO MARXThe secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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