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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.

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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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Attitude Down Human Nature Myself Pick
Time wounds all heels.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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I only write first editions.
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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