She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
GROUCHO MARXThe secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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