Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
GROUCHO MARXThe secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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All geniuses die young.
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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