Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
GEORGE CARLINHonesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
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Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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People always tell me “Have a nice day.” Well what if I don’t want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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Always do whatever’s next.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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Meow means woof in cat.
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