Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
GEORGE CARLINHonesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
More George Carlin Quotes
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If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!
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Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
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