Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
GEORGE CARLINHonesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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People always tell me “Have a nice day.” Well what if I don’t want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?
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Always do whatever’s next.
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I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
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I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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Is there another word for synonym?
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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Religion is just mind control.
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.
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Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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