Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
GEORGE CARLINHonesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Religion is just mind control.
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
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Life is tough, then you die.
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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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