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George Carlin Quote - The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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Religion is just mind control.
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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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