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George Carlin Quote - The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.

The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.

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I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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Deep Inspirational Man Myself Shoes Sorry
Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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Religion Shoes Wear
Religion is just mind control.
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Meow means woof in cat.
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Animal Cat Humour One Liner Woof
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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Deep Howl Moon Night Silence Wolf
Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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One Liner Petty Sweat
Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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Funny Humour Snoking Swimming
Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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Blink Cat Hammer Humour One Liner
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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Average Person Realize Stupidity
Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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Change Deep Discover Life Nature One Liner
What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!
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Dog Funny Inspirational Job Lying
There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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Disappointment Sad Scratch

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