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George Carlin Quote - People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.

People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.

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Is there another word for synonym?
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Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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Always do whatever’s next.
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
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