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George Carlin Quote - People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.

People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.

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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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