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George Carlin Quote - People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.

People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.

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Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
GEORGE CARLIN

Bomb Inspirational Life Name Risk Scratch
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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Consider Kill Personality Situation
People always tell me “Have a nice day.” Well what if I don’t want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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Charge Hustle Inspirational Kill One Liner
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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Alcohol Floor Funny One Liner Tequilla
I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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Deep Inspirational Man Myself Shoes Sorry
The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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Better Birthday Inspirational Old One Liner Realize
The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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Fuck People Planet
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Funny Humour Idiot Maniac
Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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Ending Happiness Inspirational Life Positive Rain Smile Umbrealla
Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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One Liner Petty Sweat
Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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Human Nature People Wasted Time
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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Fight One Liner Peace Screw Sex Virgin
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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Fire Hustle Money People Work Hard
There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
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Challenge Hard Time Humour Inspirational Situation
Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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America Body Crazy Fitness Lost Soul Try

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