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George Carlin Quote - People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.

People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.

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A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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