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George Carlin Quote - People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.

People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.

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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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Meow means woof in cat.
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The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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