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George Carlin Quote - I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.

I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.

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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
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Confidence Evil Genius Hustle One Liner Training
The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
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Goodness Music One Liner Religion
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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Fight One Liner Peace Screw Sex Virgin
People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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Entertainment Life Missing People
Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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Committment Friendship Maintain Murder People Reason Victim

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