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George Carlin Quote - I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.

I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.

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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
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