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George Carlin Quote - I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.

I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.

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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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People always tell me “Have a nice day.” Well what if I don’t want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?
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The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
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Meow means woof in cat.
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If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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