Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
GEORGE CARLINI have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
More George Carlin Quotes
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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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Religion is just mind control.
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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