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George Carlin Quote - Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

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People always tell me “Have a nice day.” Well what if I don’t want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?
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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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