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George Carlin Quote - Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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Brake Hands Inspirational Life One Liner Step
People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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Entertainment Life Missing People
I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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Ideas Suck Trouble
Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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Friendship Humour Photographer Photography Picture Thief
I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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Deep Inspirational Man Myself Shoes Sorry
The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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Butterfly Caterpillar Humour People Public Work
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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Consider Kill Personality Situation
Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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Religion Shoes Wear
Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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America Body Crazy Fitness Lost Soul Try
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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Group Inspirational One Liner People Stupidity Underestimate
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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Darkness Forecast Light Morning Night Weather
We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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Grass Humanity Nation One Liner Sheep
How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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Deep Die Man One Liner Perfection
So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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Burn Death Enjoyment Family Fun Happiness Hell

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