Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
GEORGE CARLINWould a fly without wings be called a walk?
More George Carlin Quotes
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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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Meow means woof in cat.
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Is there another word for synonym?
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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Always do whatever’s next.
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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People always tell me “Have a nice day.” Well what if I don’t want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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