There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
GEORGE CARLINWould a fly without wings be called a walk?
More George Carlin Quotes
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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Religion is just mind control.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
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Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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