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George Carlin Quote - Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
GEORGE CARLIN

Attitude Myself One Liner Pardon
I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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Concerntration Crack Flower Fuck Grass Hero
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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Ending Life One Liner Unfair
I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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Ideas Suck Trouble
I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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Attitude Hustle Inspirational Myself One Liner Success
I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
GEORGE CARLIN

Deep Inspirational Man Myself Shoes Sorry
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
GEORGE CARLIN

Average Person Realize Stupidity
Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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Breathe Life Memories Moment Travel
Life is tough, then you die.
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Die Life One Liner Reality Tough
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Bad Christmas Girl Jolly Live Reason Santa Sex
Everyone smiles in the same language.
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Beautiful Language One Liner Positive Smile
I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
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Humour Owned Science Telescope
People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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Closure Head Healing People
Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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Change Deep Discover Life Nature One Liner
Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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Baby Conservation Death Live Soldier Teaching
If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
GEORGE CARLIN

Business Man Sell Smile Time

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