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George Carlin Quote - Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

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Always do whatever’s next.
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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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