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George Carlin Quote - The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.

The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.

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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
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With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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