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George Carlin Quote - The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.

The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.

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How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.
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