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George Carlin Quote - The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.

The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.

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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
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If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
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Business Man Sell Smile Time
If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
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Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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Argument Excuse God Man Refuge
Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
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Brain Damage Healing Helping One Liner
A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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Funny House Humour Place Stuff
Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.
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