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George Carlin Quote - The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.

The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.

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There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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Argument Excuse God Man Refuge
I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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Concerntration Crack Flower Fuck Grass Hero
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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Atheism One Liner Organization Prophet
So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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Burn Death Enjoyment Family Fun Happiness Hell
Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
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Brain Damage Healing Helping One Liner
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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Ending Life One Liner Unfair
If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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Funny Homeless Humour Naked Shell
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Funny Humour Idiot Maniac
The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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Fuck People Planet
Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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Baby Conservation Death Live Soldier Teaching
I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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Is there another word for synonym?
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Funny Humour Synonym

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