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George Carlin Quote - There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.

There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.

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Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
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