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George Carlin Quote - There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.

There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.

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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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Meow means woof in cat.
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.
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I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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I’ll bet there aren’t too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
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The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
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