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George Carlin Quote - There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.

There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.

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What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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People always tell me “Have a nice day.” Well what if I don’t want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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Meow means woof in cat.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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