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George Carlin Quote - There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.

There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.

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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
GEORGE CARLIN

Funny Humour Idiot Maniac
People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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Entertainment Life Missing People
If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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Arrange Beat Failure One Liner
Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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Ending Happiness Inspirational Life Positive Rain Smile Umbrealla
So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
GEORGE CARLIN

Burn Death Enjoyment Family Fun Happiness Hell
Religion is just mind control.
GEORGE CARLIN

Control Mind One Liner Religion
Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
GEORGE CARLIN

Alcohol Drinking Fuck Pregnant Warniing Women
I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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Ideas Suck Trouble
Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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Religion Shoes Wear
People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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Closure Head Healing People
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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Average Person Realize Stupidity
Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
GEORGE CARLIN

Change Deep Discover Life Nature One Liner
The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
GEORGE CARLIN

Forget Man One Liner Teaching Wisdom Wise
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
GEORGE CARLIN

Crime Criminal Fight Fire Freedom
A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.
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Goodness Kill Try Work Hard
Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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Disappointment Sad Scratch

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