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George Carlin Quote - There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.

There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.

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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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Religion is just mind control.
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People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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People always tell me “Have a nice day.” Well what if I don’t want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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