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George Carlin Quote - Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
GEORGE CARLIN

Bomb Inspirational Life Name Risk Scratch
If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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Charge Hustle Inspirational Kill One Liner
How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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Deep Die Man One Liner Perfection
Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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Attitude Myself One Liner Pardon
Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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Funny Humour Snoking Swimming
A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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Blink Cat Hammer Humour One Liner
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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Consider Kill Personality Situation
It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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Helping Humour Life One Liner Shit
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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Alcohol Floor Funny One Liner Tequilla
People always tell me “Have a nice day.” Well what if I don’t want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?
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Crappy Day Funny Human Nature Humour People
I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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Deep Inspirational Man Myself Shoes Sorry
I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
GEORGE CARLIN

Believe Happiness One Liner World
I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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Attitude Hustle Inspirational Myself One Liner Success
It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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Game Inspirational One Liner Success Victory Win
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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Comedy Humour Liberty Thinking
If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
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Citizen Ignorant Leadership Selfish

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