Religion is just mind control.
GEORGE CARLINNever argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
More George Carlin Quotes
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If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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Meow means woof in cat.
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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