The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
GEORGE CARLINNever argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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Religion is just mind control.
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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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People always tell me “Have a nice day.” Well what if I don’t want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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