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George Carlin Quote - Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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