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George Carlin Quote - Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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Meow means woof in cat.
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
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