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George Carlin Quote - Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!
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Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
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With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
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I’ll bet there aren’t too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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