Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
GEORGE CARLINI don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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Religion is just mind control.
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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Life is tough, then you die.
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If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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