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George Carlin Quote - I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.

I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.

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Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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