It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
GEORGE CARLINI don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
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Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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