Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
GEORGE CARLINI don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.
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Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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Life is tough, then you die.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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