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George Carlin Quote - What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!

What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!

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I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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Life is tough, then you die.
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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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