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George Carlin Quote - What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!

What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!

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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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Acceptance Attitude Humour Lying Myself Reason Truth
Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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Ending Happiness Inspirational Life Positive Rain Smile Umbrealla
If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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Burn Death Enjoyment Family Fun Happiness Hell
Meow means woof in cat.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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Comedy Humour Liberty Thinking
I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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Funny Humour Life Money
People always tell me “Have a nice day.” Well what if I don’t want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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Friendship Humour Photographer Photography Picture Thief
I’ll bet there aren’t too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Bad Christmas Girl Jolly Live Reason Santa Sex

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