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George Carlin Quote - What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!

What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!

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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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Always do whatever’s next.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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