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George Carlin Quote - What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!

What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!

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The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
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Always do whatever’s next.
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Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
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Is there another word for synonym?
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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
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I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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