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George Carlin Quote - What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!

What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!

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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
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Always do whatever’s next.
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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Is there another word for synonym?
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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