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George Carlin Quote - What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!

What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!

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If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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