I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
GEORGE CARLINOne good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
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A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.
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Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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I’ll bet there aren’t too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
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Is there another word for synonym?
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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
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