Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
GEORGE CARLINOne good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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Meow means woof in cat.
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There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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Religion is just mind control.
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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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Life is tough, then you die.
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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