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George Carlin Quote - Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.

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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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