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George Carlin Quote - Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.

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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.
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If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
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If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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