People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
GEORGE CARLINMost people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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Meow means woof in cat.
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The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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Is there another word for synonym?
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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