A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
GEORGE CARLINMost people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.
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Life is tough, then you die.
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Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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