Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
GEORGE CARLINMost people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
More George Carlin Quotes
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I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
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Always do whatever’s next.
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Is there another word for synonym?
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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