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George Carlin Quote - Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.

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Meow means woof in cat.
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A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.
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Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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