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George Carlin Quote - I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.

I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.

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Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
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