Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
GEORGE CARLINI think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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Is there another word for synonym?
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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