Meow means woof in cat.
GEORGE CARLINI think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
More George Carlin Quotes
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
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I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
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Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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