Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
GEORGE CARLINI think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
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The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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Is there another word for synonym?
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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