If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
GEORGE CARLINReligion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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I’ll bet there aren’t too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
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People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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