I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
GEORGE CARLINReligion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
More George Carlin Quotes
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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Meow means woof in cat.
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People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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