Electricity is really just organized lightning.
GEORGE CARLINReligion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
More George Carlin Quotes
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People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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Is there another word for synonym?
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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