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George Carlin Quote - Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
GEORGE CARLIN

Average Person Realize Stupidity
If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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Arrange Beat Failure One Liner
Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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Electricity Light One Liner Organise
If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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Funny Homeless Humour Naked Shell
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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Audience Funny Stage World
Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
GEORGE CARLIN

Elimination Honesty Policy Rejection Remember
Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
GEORGE CARLIN

Funny Humour Snoking Swimming
With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
GEORGE CARLIN

Confidence Evil Genius Hustle One Liner Training
The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
GEORGE CARLIN

Earthquake Humour Place Shop Stationary
Always do whatever’s next.
GEORGE CARLIN

Inspirational Life One Liner Success
Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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One Liner Petty Sweat
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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Alcohol Floor Funny One Liner Tequilla
One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
GEORGE CARLIN

Committment Friendship Maintain Murder People Reason Victim
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
GEORGE CARLIN

Fight One Liner Peace Screw Sex Virgin
It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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Game Inspirational One Liner Success Victory Win
Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.
GEORGE CARLIN

Big Emptiness Glass People Perspective Sad

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