Everyone smiles in the same language.
GEORGE CARLINSome people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
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A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.
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I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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