The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
GEORGE CARLINSome people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
More George Carlin Quotes
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The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.
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Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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