Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
GEORGE CARLINPeople can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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Always do whatever’s next.
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The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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Life is tough, then you die.
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
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