When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
GEORGE CARLINPeople can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
More George Carlin Quotes
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The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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Is there another word for synonym?
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
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Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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