Religion is just mind control.
GEORGE CARLINPeople can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
More George Carlin Quotes
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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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Meow means woof in cat.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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