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George Carlin Quote - People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.

People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.

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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
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