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George Carlin Quote - Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.

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The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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