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George Carlin Quote - Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.

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The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
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Goodness Music One Liner Religion
Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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Cling Confuse Hope One Liner
When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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Brake Hands Inspirational Life One Liner Step
Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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Earn One Liner People Self Love
Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.
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Big Emptiness Glass People Perspective Sad
If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
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Citizen Ignorant Leadership Selfish
Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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Attitude Myself One Liner Pardon
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
GEORGE CARLIN

Comedy Humour Liberty Thinking
I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
GEORGE CARLIN

Attitude Hustle Inspirational Myself One Liner Success
Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.
GEORGE CARLIN

Confidence Inspirational Life
I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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Concerntration Crack Flower Fuck Grass Hero
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Bad Christmas Girl Jolly Live Reason Santa Sex
Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
GEORGE CARLIN

Breathe Laugh Life One Liner
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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Atheism One Liner Organization Prophet
So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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Burn Death Enjoyment Family Fun Happiness Hell
The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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Forget Man One Liner Teaching Wisdom Wise

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