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George Carlin Quote - Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.

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Religion is just mind control.
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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