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George Carlin Quote - Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.

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A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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