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George Carlin Quote - Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.

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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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Life is tough, then you die.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
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Meow means woof in cat.
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Is there another word for synonym?
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A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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Religion is just mind control.
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