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George Carlin Quote - Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.

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People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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