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George Carlin Quote - Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?

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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Bad Christmas Girl Jolly Live Reason Santa Sex
So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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Burn Death Enjoyment Family Fun Happiness Hell
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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Comedy Humour Liberty Thinking
I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
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Humour Owned Science Telescope
The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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Fuck People Planet
The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
GEORGE CARLIN

Earthquake Humour Place Shop Stationary
Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
GEORGE CARLIN

Elimination Honesty Policy Rejection Remember
It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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Helping Humour Life One Liner Shit
People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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Entertainment Life Missing People
Always do whatever’s next.
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Inspirational Life One Liner Success
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Funny Humour Idiot Maniac
The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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Butterfly Caterpillar Humour People Public Work
Meow means woof in cat.
GEORGE CARLIN

Animal Cat Humour One Liner Woof
We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
GEORGE CARLIN

Grass Humanity Nation One Liner Sheep
Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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Church Money Religion
Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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Attitude Myself One Liner Pardon

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