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George Carlin Quote - Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?

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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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Arrange Beat Failure One Liner
If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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Funny Homeless Humour Naked Shell
People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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Entertainment Life Missing People
Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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Breathe Life Memories Moment Travel
The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
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Goodness Music One Liner Religion
The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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Crazy Funny Humour Men Reason Stupidity Women
If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
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Citizen Ignorant Leadership Selfish
The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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Average Direction Each Other Expectation Life Opposite
I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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Deep Inspirational Man Myself Shoes Sorry
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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Darkness Forecast Light Morning Night Weather
The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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Acceptance Attitude Humour Lying Myself Reason Truth
Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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Ending Happiness Inspirational Life Positive Rain Smile Umbrealla
Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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Religion Shoes Wear
There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
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Challenge Hard Time Humour Inspirational Situation
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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Earthquake Humour Place Shop Stationary

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