If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
GEORGE CARLINWell, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
More George Carlin Quotes
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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Religion is just mind control.
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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Meow means woof in cat.
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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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Is there another word for synonym?
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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Life is tough, then you die.
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