Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
GEORGE CARLINFighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
GEORGE CARLINMen are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
GEORGE CARLINNever underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
GEORGE CARLINIs there another word for synonym?
GEORGE CARLINInside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
GEORGE CARLINThere are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
GEORGE CARLINNever argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
GEORGE CARLINWould a fly without wings be called a walk?
GEORGE CARLINReligion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
GEORGE CARLINWe are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
GEORGE CARLINI would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
GEORGE CARLINWhat do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!
GEORGE CARLINThe most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
GEORGE CARLINThere’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
GEORGE CARLINInstead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
GEORGE CARLINIf you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
GEORGE CARLIN