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George Carlin Quote - Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?

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I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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Believe Happiness One Liner World
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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Butterfly Caterpillar Humour People Public Work
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
GEORGE CARLIN

Confidence Evil Genius Hustle One Liner Training
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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Elimination Honesty Policy Rejection Remember
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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Atheism One Liner Organization Prophet
Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.
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Big Emptiness Glass People Perspective Sad
So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
GEORGE CARLIN

Burn Death Enjoyment Family Fun Happiness Hell
Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
GEORGE CARLIN

Cling Confuse Hope One Liner
Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
GEORGE CARLIN

Disappointment Ideal One Liner Person
Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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Ending Happiness Inspirational Life Positive Rain Smile Umbrealla
A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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Acceptance Handwriting Love Maths People

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