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George Carlin Quote - Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

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I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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