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George Carlin Quote - Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.

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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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Disappointment Sad Scratch
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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Comedy Humour Liberty Thinking
Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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Cost Deep Freedom Hobby Interest Money Positive
The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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Earthquake Humour Place Shop Stationary
Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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America Body Crazy Fitness Lost Soul Try
A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.
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Goodness Kill Try Work Hard
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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Better Birthday Inspirational Old One Liner Realize
There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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Attitude Hustle Inspirational Myself One Liner Success

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