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George Carlin Quote - Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.

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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
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