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George Carlin Quote - Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.

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If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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