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George Carlin Quote - Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.

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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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