The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
GEORGE CARLINThe IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
GEORGE CARLINA cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
GEORGE CARLINA house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
GEORGE CARLINWe are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
GEORGE CARLINThere’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
GEORGE CARLINI like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
GEORGE CARLINNever argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
GEORGE CARLINI don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
GEORGE CARLINLaugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
GEORGE CARLINEveryone smiles in the same language.
GEORGE CARLINThe older you get, the better you realize you were.
GEORGE CARLINMay the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
GEORGE CARLINIt’s never just a game when you’re winning.
GEORGE CARLINIs there another word for synonym?
GEORGE CARLINThe caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
GEORGE CARLINIt’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
GEORGE CARLIN