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George Carlin Quote - One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.
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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.
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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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Life is tough, then you die.
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I’ll bet there aren’t too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
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