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George Carlin Quote - One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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