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George Carlin Quote - One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

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If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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