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George Carlin Quote - One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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