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George Carlin Quote - One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

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If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
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The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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Religion is just mind control.
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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Is there another word for synonym?
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People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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