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George Carlin Quote - One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

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I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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I’ll bet there aren’t too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
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