Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
GEORGE CARLINThe caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
More George Carlin Quotes
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The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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Always do whatever’s next.
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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