May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
GEORGE CARLINThe caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Always do whatever’s next.
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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