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George Carlin Quote - The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.

The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.

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People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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Closure Head Healing People
Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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Deal Earth Men One Liner Women
Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
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Brain Damage Healing Helping One Liner
It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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Helping Humour Life One Liner Shit
People always tell me “Have a nice day.” Well what if I don’t want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?
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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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Arrange Beat Failure One Liner
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Funny Humour Idiot Maniac
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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Church Money Religion
Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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Destroy Drugs Mind One Liner Religion Thinking
I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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Brake Hands Inspirational Life One Liner Step
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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Consider Kill Personality Situation
Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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Disappointment Ideal One Liner Person
A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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Fuck People Planet

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