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George Carlin Quote - The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.

The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.

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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
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