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George Carlin Quote - I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.

I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.

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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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Bad Funny Humour Intention Philosophy Positive
Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
GEORGE CARLIN

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Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.
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Goodness Kill Try Work Hard
When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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Believe Happiness One Liner World
People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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