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George Carlin Quote - I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.

I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.

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I’ll bet there aren’t too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
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I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
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The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
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