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George Carlin Quote - I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.

I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.

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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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People always tell me “Have a nice day.” Well what if I don’t want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?
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A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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