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George Carlin Quote - I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.

I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.

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Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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Meow means woof in cat.
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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
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