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George Carlin Quote - How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.

How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.

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If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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