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George Carlin Quote - How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.

How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.

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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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Always do whatever’s next.
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If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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