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George Carlin Quote - If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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Attitude Myself One Liner Pardon
The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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Funny Homeless Humour Naked Shell
I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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Deep Inspirational Man Myself Shoes Sorry
I’ll bet there aren’t too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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Audience Funny Stage World
People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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Destroy Drugs Mind One Liner Religion Thinking
If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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Disappointment Sad Scratch
Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
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Religion is just mind control.
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