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George Carlin Quote - If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

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Group Inspirational One Liner People Stupidity Underestimate
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Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.
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Confidence Inspirational Life
Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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Earn One Liner People Self Love
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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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