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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.

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All geniuses die young.
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Die Genius One Liner Young
Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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Attitude Down Human Nature Myself Pick
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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Education Love One Liner Reading
Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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Clothes Sex Sexy Triumphed Women
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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Exception Face Forget Humour
Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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