The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
GEORGE CARLINEveryone smiles in the same language.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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Meow means woof in cat.
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Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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Is there another word for synonym?
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The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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Religion is just mind control.
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