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George Carlin Quote - Everyone smiles in the same language.

Everyone smiles in the same language.

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Beautiful Language One Liner Positive Smile

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I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
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Humour Owned Science Telescope
Meow means woof in cat.
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Animal Cat Humour One Liner Woof
I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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Cost Deep Freedom Hobby Interest Money Positive
Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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Committment Friendship Maintain Murder People Reason Victim
The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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I’ll bet there aren’t too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
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Bagpipe Crack Hook Humour People Play
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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Group Man Member Pieces Symbol Wood
A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.
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Goodness Kill Try Work Hard
The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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Average Direction Each Other Expectation Life Opposite
Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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One Liner Petty Sweat
How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Religion is just mind control.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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