Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
GEORGE CARLINEveryone smiles in the same language.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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