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George Carlin Quote - Everyone smiles in the same language.

Everyone smiles in the same language.

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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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Breathe Life Memories Moment Travel
It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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Helping Humour Life One Liner Shit
Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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Avoid Circle Friendship Group Moral Wisdom
If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
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Business Man Sell Smile Time
I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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Group Man Member Pieces Symbol Wood
There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
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Challenge Hard Time Humour Inspirational Situation
There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
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Deep Future Healing Immediate Past Present
Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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One Liner Petty Sweat
The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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Argument Excuse God Man Refuge
One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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Committment Friendship Maintain Murder People Reason Victim
Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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Cling Confuse Hope One Liner
I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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Concerntration Crack Flower Fuck Grass Hero
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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Crime Criminal Fight Fire Freedom
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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Average Person Realize Stupidity
If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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Arrange Beat Failure One Liner

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