“If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.”

I intend to live forever, or die trying.

Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.

Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy

Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.

I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while

Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.

From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

Time wounds all heels.

She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.

I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.

I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.

I must admit, I was born at an early age.

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

Music in the soul can be heard by the universe.

I’m whispering so that the media doesn’t hear me.

Don’t believe everything you hear: Real eyes, Realize, Real lies.

If my father was alive to hear that, he’d turn over in his grave.

Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally.

None of us will ever accomplish anything excellent or commanding except when he listens to this whisper which is heard by him alone.

A wise man hears one word and understands two.

One of the most important things you can do to have your voice heard, get the leadership we demand and the justice we need, is to vote.